So, the other half of “shitguyfierisays” just informed me that I SHOULD have actually answered all the user submitted questions as Guy Fieri (which, again, WE’RE NOT). So… lemme give it a shot.
Hi, Anonymous. It all depends on if my stylist and I are engaged in fisticuffs at the time. We have a tenuous relationship at best, which you’d know if you watched TMZ.
I got drunk and wound up with this tattoo that reads “Kulinary Gangsta”, so I figured I should probably learn how to cook. As it turns out, some of the best things DO happen when you’re blackout drunk on Michelob Ultra!
Wow… you manage to spell “authentic” correctly, but mangled just about everything else. I highly recommend you enroll in Guy Fieri’s University of Flavortown and get your learn on. There’s a strict dress code, however.
Well…. funny you should ask…
I’ve heard there’s a pretty great place in Times Square. Just ignore the bad reviews. They just hate me cuz they ain’t me.
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